In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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