so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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