I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
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What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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