DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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