All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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