girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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