So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
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Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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