They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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