If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Its about making memories worth repressing
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
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