party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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