Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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