I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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