Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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