So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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