what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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