Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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