i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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