how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Never underestimate the power of titties
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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