I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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