Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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