Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I will die if light touches me.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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