if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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