We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
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Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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