Already got asked if we're dating
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
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You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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