Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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