After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
The uberlube is also flammable
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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