Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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