Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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