Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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