I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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