so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I think i got beer on your cat.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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