I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
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He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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