Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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