I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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