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I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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