What a fucking waste of an outfit
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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