How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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