all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
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It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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