you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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