I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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