Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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