I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I got inside last night via doggy door
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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