Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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