Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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