Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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