Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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