No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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