thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
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i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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