Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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