Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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